So today when I was stocking groceries, I found some more evidence of malfeasance. This time it was not a compromised package with the seal broken or contents used, but rather, groceries abandoned in odd places. (Thankfully, not perishables, like lunch meat stuck behind cookies, or yogurt tubs amongst the baking tins, ugh.)
This time, it was a russet potato and a couple of yellow potatoes left on the bottom shelf underneath the peg racks of razors.
“Must be them Bad Goldfish again,” I mumbled to myself. Apparently they thought you could peel taters with a disposable razor! Stupid goldfish.
So why were the potatoes left there?
Because goldfish have short memories, of course.