“Do Children In Scotland Have A Right To”

I’m off to the tub to soak off the gardening grime and cogitate upon my next posting. But meanwhile, here’s the next installment of Weird Search Terms (WST), absurd poems created from those curious search-engine queries that have landed people to my blog.

WST May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify this effect. Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery. Avoid direct sunlight.

  • mr escher
  • i am doing a research paper on arthritis
  • butterfly mudbath
  • what type of math problem would a person
  • number asperger agent
  • prove that you’re not the same
  • “red queen” recent research 2008 2007
  • safe ways to inflict pain for fun
  • it was good sitting with you
  • please dont say a word
  • why do i suffer. i do not get stimulas?
  • striped caterpillars
  • blue people
  • whats the difference?
  • clove vector
  • lacy knickers on tens
  • how to know if you have good chemistry
  • when excited, my 2 year old flaps his
  • metalic green ground beetle
  • notices coffeemaker
  • animated repeated pink glitter background
  • oh no, where do we go?
  • it’s not here but sounds the same
  • make my brain get it
  • ten ways to autism
  • the water striders habitat
  • goldfish redundancies
  • phidippus audax spider bites
  • periodic table
  • metallic limbs
  • remedial lessons for children of
  • frogs and toads
  • robot tee shirt
  • pictures of caterpillars that turn into
  • stim substitutes for spinning objects
  • cafeteria worker dangerous job loose
  • bizzare dish contains
  • honeydew aphid
  • fired for repeating talk
  • wicked rude insults
  • rat people are idiots and i hate them
  • you are dismissed
  • the girls’ guide to ad/hd: don’t lose
  • wierd cognitive pictures of
  • how arthropods walk and chew
  • outline drawing of top and side view of
  • london maps tatty
  • crocheting cartoons of
  • 4 letters shoelace problem
  • andrea’s buzzing about
  • why do students who are very bright need
  • blackout curtain
  • autistic birthday presents
  • stimulate endorphins with fidget toy
  • what does the human condition say people
  • organism behave as it damn well pleases
  • why can i feel the nerves in my arm twin
  • black beetle with pincers
  • unusual insect with stuff on its back
  • what are some effective ways for parent
  • monarchs and caterpillars
  • how to stop ear acks
  • data from star trek next generation
  • buzzing in head from mercury poisoning
  • strange
  • ants in my mac laptop
  • handling rude and disrespectful students
  • oh, here we go again
  • little cat drawing
  • chemistry of bubble bath
  • hitler’s brain crazy inbalance
  • falling acme anvil
  • insensitivity to pain killers
  • you are doing it the wrong way
  • do children in scotland have a right to
  • dada lesson plan
  • and/either/or/else
  • fidgeting and science and
  • spoon on the nose


  1. Melissa said,

    30 April 2011 at 4:05

    Haha! I came across your blog by typing “weird search terms” into google :D

  2. qw88nb88 said,

    5 June 2008 at 12:11

    His metallic green ground beetle, obviously! :D

  3. Ettina said,

    5 June 2008 at 3:21

    “when excited, my 2 year old flaps his”

    what? hands, presumably. But let’s get creative – what could he be flapping?

  4. 3 June 2008 at 13:00

    Trying to picture a butterfly mudbath. Wonder if that has anything to do with the Acme falling anvil.

  5. qw88nb88 said,

    3 June 2008 at 3:27

    Oh come on now, Norah, what does SCIENCE have to do with anything?! ;-)

  6. Norah said,

    2 June 2008 at 8:05

    ten ways to autism? :D
    What, like:

    1 – marry an autistic spouse
    2 – have children, preferably several to increase your chances?

  7. 2 June 2008 at 4:12

    Dada wouldn’t buy me a Bauhaus….

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